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Probation Officer and Adult Volunteer Leader for the High School Ministry of Granger Community Church.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Road Kill

Well, if anyone needs to hire a hitman to take care of any squirrel problems... like if they aren't paying up on their nut loans... aparently my wife and I are the ones to call. Earlier this week she killed a squirrel with her car... today, I took care of one with mine. So get the word out... the Ruth's have declared war on all squirrels!


Blogger Daryl McMullen said...

Isn't there a commandment or something about killing?


Just kidding, in my lifetime I've smushed a bird, squirrel, woodchuck, rattlesnake, raccoon and deer. So if anyone's going to hell my friend...

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