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Probation Officer and Adult Volunteer Leader for the High School Ministry of Granger Community Church.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Excuses. Excuses. Excuses.

This is a popular time to call in sick for work. According to a recent survey done by, they came up with the 20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick. I've pasted the 20 excuses below if you don't want to read the entire article... enjoy.

  • I was sprayed by a skunk.
  • I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
  • My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
  • I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
  • I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
  • I couldn't find my shoes.
  • I hurt myself bowling.
  • I was spit on by a venomous snake.
  • I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
  • A hitman was looking for me.
  • My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
  • I eloped.
  • My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
  • My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
  • I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
  • I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
  • I forgot what day of the week it was.
  • Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
  • A tree fell on my car.
  • My monkey died.
And now... ummm, hmmm, I have to go... my dog pooped in my shoe... I mean, I'm feeling sick.


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